Where can I git Primordial Soup (TM)?

People on here is bickerings about evolotion versus creation. I personally think that dirtdidit. If I can gits my hands on some Primordial Soup (TM) then I can prove it once and for all. I looked in the soopermarket but they didn't have none. I guess you nuke it in a microwave to make sure that it is sterile. Then you put it in a jar and watch the fun begin. First microbes are formed by a simple chemical process. They evolves into fishes that grow legs and you gotta catch 'em quick before they run away. If the soopermarkets doesn't have Primordial Soup (TM) then can a sientist cook me up sum in the lab? Evolotion Rules!